Diggory's Death For Dummies

Okay, I was reading a parody of a fic I read, and this was in it. It's damn funny. And wrong. Perfect for all my friends. Enjoy.

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* DIGGORY'S DEATH FOR DUMMIES *
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* See Potter. *
* See Diggory. *
* Potter and Diggory are friends. *
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* See Voldemort. See Wormtail. *
* See Wormtail kill. *
* Die, Diggory, die! *
* Bad Voldemort. *
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* Potter can duel. *
* See Potter duel. *
* See Diggory the Friendly Ghost. *
* Run, Potter, run! *
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( this was there too )