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Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I helped

theincomparable hide a body (-173 points). In October I turned

facerocker in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I broke

reggaeryan25's X-Box (-12 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I helped

poppyseedaddict see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1186 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
aslin

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